My name is Alvin Topsler III. My friends call me Alvie. I'm a CPA at a large St. Louis bank. Which is the way is should be because I come from a long line of successful CPAs. You could say that numbers are in my blood. But what the Topsler men have never been very good at is women.
Take the other day. I am sitting in my office inconspicuously staring at the temp that has been assigned to me. She-is-a- babe. I'm sitting there thinking about stalking her after work when she looks and smiles at me! Is there spinach caught in my teeth?! Is my head on fire!?
